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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Wow, murderous much? :laugh:

    You did that to me, champ, I'd have your plate and be on the phone to the cops so fast it'd make your fucking head spin. I'd stick to you like glue until I saw the cherries ready to pull you over.

    I kinda hope that'd piss you off. ;)
     
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      Get 'em Subzilla. Dog Daddy is a whupped pup.
       
      conroe4, Jul 2, 2019
  2. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    You both seem to have some hostility with regards to bad drivers and inconsiderate people.

    You know, people cut me off and pull out in front of me all the time. Sometimes it does piss me off. But I don't let it stick with me or change my good driving habits as a result.

    I find that these incidents are like dreams, I forget about them in a little while and can't recall them at all in a short time.

    There are lots of bad drivers out there and nothing you can do will ever change that.

    I guess the only hope for the future is self driving cars. Oh but then we will be complaining about those stupid self driving cars...
     
  3. Dog Daddy

    Dog Daddy Sex Machine Banned!

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    LOL. Self driving cars WILL be a complete clusterfuck. Go ahead and just mark that down. No machine of ANY kind EVER works as intended immediately out of the gate. And most of them take YEARS to work out the bugs in the system. The more complicated the machine, the more complications are involved. Just the nature of things I guess.
     
  4. Dog Daddy

    Dog Daddy Sex Machine Banned!

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    I'm not in a race. I have somewhere to be and I don't want to spend all day getting there when it should only take x number of hours, based on the speed limit allowed. Anyone is welcome to drive at whatever the speed they feel comfortable driving. The point is not and has never been the speed they drive. It's the location in which they are doing the driving. Drive in the proper lane and there ARE no problems. Drive in the wrong lane and things start to unravel in the right circumstances very quickly.
     
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      Indeed they do, and there are more idiots on the road who think their appointment/work/desti ation is the most important thing since creation AND GET YOUR FAT ASS THE FUCK OUT OF MY LANE!!!!

      The thing is, aggressive driving causes more accidents than slow drivers and drunks.

      Really, wherever it is you have to be, leave a bit early and enjoy the ride, not the race.
       
      shootersa, Jun 26, 2019
  5. CS natureboy

    CS natureboy Porn Star

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    In my state (Illinois) their is a law that says it's illegal to drive in the passing lane.

    It's doesn't do any good, the police don't enforce that law.

    Illinois Passing Laws and Proper Lane Usage


    Proper Lane Usage
    You must drive on the right half of the roadway except:

    • When passing another vehicle moving in the same direction on a two-lane highway,
      interstate highway or controlled freeway.
    • When a blockage makes it necessary to drive to the left of the center line. You may
      drive on the left after yielding to oncoming traffic.
    • On a roadway divided into three marked lanes for traffic.
    • On a one-way street with two or more lanes of traffic.
    • When directed to drive in a left lane by traffic control signs and signals on a multi –
      lane, two-way highway.
    • When crossing the center line to make a left turn into or from an alley, private road
      or driveway.
    • When approaching a stationary emergency vehicle (when it is safe to do so).
    • When roadway construction is located in or in close proximity to the right lane or
      right shoulder.
    When driving on an interstate highway or full access controlled freeway, a person may not
    drive in the left lane(s), except when passing another vehicle. Exceptions include when:


    • No other vehicle is directly behind the vehicle being driven in the left lane.
    • Traffic conditions/congestion make it impractical to drive in the right lane.
    • Weather conditions make it necessary to use the left lane(s).
    • There is an obstruction or hazard in the right lane.
      The driver is changing lanes to yield to emergency or construction vehicles.
    Additional rules apply in certain situations:

    • Slow vehicles must use the right-hand lane except when passing or making a left turn.
    • Weaving from lane to lane to move faster than the traffic flow is unlawful.
    • Traffic must travel in the direction of posted one-way streets or roadways. This rule
      does not apply to police and emergency vehicles using sirens or flashing lights.
    • It is unlawful to drive across median strips such as unpaved strips or median barriers. A driver may turn left across a paved dividing-space unless it is not permitted
      by a traffic control sign or signal.
    • A driver must not enter or leave any controlled-access roadway except at a posted
      entrance or exit.
     
  6. Dog Daddy

    Dog Daddy Sex Machine Banned!

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    You'll get no argument from me there.
     
  7. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    There is just too much to list!!!
     
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  8. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    When @Lioness doesn't have any dishes for me to wash!!!
     
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      Yes Ma'am :p
       
      Prowler86, Jun 26, 2019
  9. user 326

    user 326 Renaissance Man Banned!

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    Big hospital corporations that put profits before people. They're buying up and closing very important local hospitals around here.
     
  10. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    Not using turn signals
     
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  11. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    People who want to play games and then can't handle it when they are fucked with in return.
     
  12. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    What pisses me off? Forgetting to replace the roll of toilet paper and my cats can't fetch another roll for me...that's kinda appropriate for this thread...
     
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  13. aesopstails

    aesopstails Ridiculously Happy

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    At the moment, my buddy @Prowler86 ‘s av is pissing me off... I’m hungry and there’s nothing in the house as yummy as his av pic looks!
     
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      Don't you have ice cream?
       
      Prowler86, Jun 28, 2019
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      I’m sure there’s some in the freezer, but I’ve been over-indulging since the weekend and need to calm down! I’m actually having a yogurt with a little granola right now. On the first non-school day, we had banana splits for breakfast (hey... bananas are healthy!), and we’ve been celebrating family graduations with parties and barbecues and visits to different relatives, including down at the Jersey shore, where each town has a boardwalk & amusement parks & every type of festival food you can imagine. I have no business being hungry!
       
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      Just don't go to any All You Can Eat places :p
       
      Prowler86, Jun 28, 2019
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    4. aesopstails
      Well, not tonight, BUT... next week we’re headed for NYC, so there will be Nathan’s hot dogs (and other treats) at the Cyclones’ game and Shake Shack at the Mets game, pizza, rice balls, and kosher deli at the favorite Brooklyn spots, and so on and so on and so on. I think the only non-food-related event will be the fireworks... my brother is NYPD, so we always get a good spot, but public bathrooms are hard to find there so we don’t bring any drinks/snacks except water.
       
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  14. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Insomnia.

    Insomnia pisses me right the fuck off.
     
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      If it's cyclical, is it usually when there are longer days? What about herbal teas for sleep? Celestial Seasonings has Sleepy Time Tea with chamomile, valerian root, spearmint and lemon grass.
       
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      I just googled "cyclical insomnia" and found an intersting article about Avin0l PM which doesn't contain drugs, but natural ingredients. www.thelifepilot.com/Insomnia

      They also recommend reducing blue light exposure 2-3 hours before bed.
       
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      You’re an excellent person to have in my corner. ❤️

      When I’m in an insomnia cycle I’m usually too exhausted to think about anything but trying to get work done.

      This is awesome, @Lioness, thanks so much.
       
    5. Lioness
      Insomnia is no fun and it wreaks havoc on your body in ways you never thought! I just hate seeing people suffer!!
       
      Lioness, Jun 30, 2019
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    6. shootersa
      Well you could try counting sheep.
      It doesn't work for Shooter, but then you probably don't have Shooter's problems ..........................
      [​IMG]
       
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  15. RelentlessOblivion

    RelentlessOblivion A wheely nice guy

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    People who carry on like idiots at sports games. There's no need to curse out the umpires, opposition players, your team, or the people around you. Cheer by all means but don't ruin it for everyone around you please!
     
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  16. ace's n 8's

    ace's n 8's Porn Star

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    I once thought a bad blowjob would piss me off, turns out...I've never had a bad one, some are just better than others.
     
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  17. Dung beetle

    Dung beetle Porn Star

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    It pisses me off royally when some one truesctoctell me what I think and feel. Mother fucker your not me. You dont know what goes on in this head. Bitch shut up
     
  18. gammaXray

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    All the Calls we get to our Cell Phones. They don't Piss Me off since I mostly keep my phone on Vibrate. I do occasionally answer one just to tell them " This is a Private Number, please respect that & take me off your list !!

    I answered onto day a a deep male voice said " My I speak to the head of the household please " I Replied " He passed away two days ago Sir. But we do have a GoFundMe account for Funeral expenses. Would you like to make a donation today ?? "
    " Uh Uh um, I'm, I'm sorry to hear about your loss sir thank you for time." click !! LOL took care of that !!
     
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      If we get telemarketers, especially offshore ones, I speak loudly and forcefully in German. Nothing that isn't G-rated, like asking their name and what they want--but loud, assertive German usually scares them off. Occasionally, though, if the telemarketer is obviously not American, I decide to have some fun and see just how rude / obnoxious / crude I can be before they hang up.
       
      dudley_tundish, Jul 9, 2019